Coffee shop - Coffee by Brooklyn
Just F***ing coffee - It's coffee. You got a problem with that?
Candybar in a cup - Mocha latte frapa whatever.
Rhymes with Pea - It ain't Free chucklenuts.
Die Diet Die - These baked goods arn't going to eat themselves.
Did someone try to make off with my stuff, open the box, find out I didn't order anything worth stealing and then try to sneak it back in?
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Mix them with a group offering an entirely different view point
Tea Baggers vs Coffee Percolators - People demanding no-tax on coffee related things, tax on everything else
Birthers vs Storkers - Those who believe Obama was delivered (to America) via stork
Town Hall Protesters vs A group demanding a Toga Party (eg: in togas, shouting: To-GA! To-GA!)
I will refer to it as 'Bear Flu'. It will still be 'swine flu' but it will sound more manly and thus make it much more impressive when it buggers off in a week.
Other names to consider:
The purple death
Deadly flu of deadlyness
King of the jungle flu