My Million Doller Idea

Coffee shop - Coffee by Brooklyn

Offering:

Just F***ing coffee - It's coffee. You got a problem with that?
Candybar in a cup - Mocha latte frapa whatever.
Rhymes with Pea - It ain't Free chucklenuts.
Die Diet Die - These baked goods arn't going to eat themselves.

....what?

Did someone try to make off with my stuff, open the box, find out I didn't order anything worth stealing and then try to sneak it back in?

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How to combat protesters

Mix them with a group offering an entirely different view point

Tea Baggers vs Coffee Percolators - People demanding no-tax on coffee related things, tax on everything else
Birthers vs Storkers - Those who believe Obama was delivered (to America) via stork
Town Hall Protesters vs A group demanding a Toga Party (eg: in togas, shouting: To-GA! To-GA!)

In the event I catch 'Swine Flu'

I will refer to it as 'Bear Flu'. It will still be 'swine flu' but it will sound more manly and thus make it much more impressive when it buggers off in a week.

Other names to consider:

Tyrannosaurus flu
Velociraptor flu
Shark flu
The purple death
Deadly flu of deadlyness
Manslayer flu
King of the jungle flu
Super Flu