Velkrin

My Million Doller Idea

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 03:25:31 GMT

Coffee shop - Coffee by Brooklyn

Offering:

Just F***ing coffee - It's coffee. You got a problem with that?
Candybar in a cup - Mocha latte frapa whatever.
Rhymes with Pea - It ain't Free chucklenuts.
Die Diet Die - These baked goods arn't going to eat themselves.

Best use of a roomba yet (except as a pet transporter)

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:42:01 GMT

http://bucketocrap.com/2009/11/roomba-photography/#more-427

Admit it, you'd read it

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:53:35 GMT

http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/d/db/Saxton_fire.jpg

http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/9/99/Saxton_haircut.jpg

http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/a/a4/Saxton_sharks.jpg

http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/c/c0/Junglebrawl.jpg

http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/f/fb/Saxton_turtle.jpg

Also from Saxton Hale:

http://www.teamfortress.com/1308.htm

....what?

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:26:01 GMT

Did someone try to make off with my stuff, open the box, find out I didn't order anything worth stealing and then try to sneak it back in?

October 16, 2009 02:22:11 PM Phoenix AZ US Shipment has left seller facility and is in transit
October 16, 2009 05:58:00 PM PHOENIX AZ US Shipment received by carrier
October 16, 2009 10:35:00 PM PHOENIX AZ US Departure Scan
October 16, 2009 10:39:00 PM PHOENIX AZ US Arrival Scan
October 17, 2009 12:58:00 AM PHOENIX AZ US Arrival Scan
October 17, 2009 02:35:00 AM PHOENIX AZ US Departure Scan
October 17, 2009 04:00:00 AM PHOENIX AZ US Arrival Scan
October 18, 2009 04:43:00 AM PHOENIX AZ US Departure Scan
October 18, 2009 10:48:00 AM LOUISVILLE KY US Arrival Scan

How to combat protesters

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:54:33 GMT

Mix them with a group offering an entirely different view point

Tea Baggers vs Coffee Percolators - People demanding no-tax on coffee related things, tax on everything else
Birthers vs Storkers - Those who believe Obama was delivered (to America) via stork
Town Hall Protesters vs A group demanding a Toga Party (eg: in togas, shouting: To-GA! To-GA!)

In the event I catch 'Swine Flu'

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:43:57 GMT

I will refer to it as 'Bear Flu'. It will still be 'swine flu' but it will sound more manly and thus make it much more impressive when it buggers off in a week.

Other names to consider:

Tyrannosaurus flu
Velociraptor flu
Shark flu
The purple death
Deadly flu of deadlyness
Manslayer flu
King of the jungle flu
Super Flu

Cat with a drinking problem

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:52:21 GMT

http://cuteanimals.todaysbigthing.com/2009/09/09

Best movie ever?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:46:49 GMT

http://www.zombieland.com/trailer/

http://www.zombieland.com/red_band/ - NSFW

Wow

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 23:54:54 GMT

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/video/20704892/index.html'

You can actually see that her head is empty. Really, look at her eyes. It's creepy.

Today's adorable kitten harrassing a cat link also courtesy of Fark.

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:52:52 GMT

http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4613823

Today's adorable puppy courtesy of Fark.

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:46:18 GMT

http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4615629

I love the japanese

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 05:13:43 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9NjicxoJoc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tranism.com%2Fweblog%2F2009%2F08%2Fotamatone-waaaaahhhhs.html&feature=player_embedded#t=58

They're so crazy.

That's just fantastic

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:47:35 GMT

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/8/22/128954588038830414.jpg

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 19:45:59 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5f9bpaK04Q&feature=related

For you Thursday brains

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:57:41 GMT

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm101/kaplan23/donwavepfinalfinalfinalzb7.jpg

Gotta love the twitchy buggers

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:47:55 GMT

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6018173/Squirrel-is-surprise-star-of-holiday-photo.html

From Fark.

Best use of the song I've seen so far (NSFW)

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:16:26 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSZCzKm5B_M

Time for the weekly cute

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:20:31 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcn5haJpKAQ&feature=related

You've seen cats with string on their tail

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:59:03 GMT

This was the next logical step

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfK9ZrM0dIE&feature=channel

I give it a week

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:41:32 GMT

http://allday.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/07/21/2003487.aspx

In other news: I saw a rather unhelpful sign. It was a sign to let blind people know they could use the counter spot.

Once again, they had a physical sign to let blind people know they have a convent spot for them.

Best puppy vs mirror to date

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 22:32:12 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0j0HzYt_4

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:10:20 GMT

Yellow lab stuck on couch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEkQK4xNCH0

Shih Tzu stuck on couch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_xtf2iSyRI

Cats and treadmills don't mix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5DSP7Cd_vg&feature=related

Pile 'o kittens riding a roomba:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTxW3GWZ5hI&feature=related

For everyone

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:16:37 GMT

Comical shirts

http://wearscience.com/

http://amorphia-apparel.com/

For Kay

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:15:10 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pCkoF9AQy0 - Twilight Benny Hill

http://photo-bombers.com/ - Photo Bomber - NSFW

http://s180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/AwCrapBob/Miscellaneous%20images/?action=view¤t=89d.jpg - Reshopped facepalm

http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/thegaggle/archive/2009/07/10/was-obama-checking-out-this-girl-s-butt.aspx - [Insert dotted arrow here]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:36:06 GMT

I'm posting this from Ubuntu.

I'm running it off my flash drive.

That's right. I'm running a complete operating system off of my flash drive. Mainly so I can test if ap installations are persistent.