Velkrin

My Million Doller Idea

2009-12-19T03:25:31Z

Coffee shop - Coffee by Brooklyn

Offering:

Just F***ing coffee - It's coffee. You got a problem with that?
Candybar in a cup - Mocha latte frapa whatever.
Rhymes with Pea - It ain't Free chucklenuts.
Die Diet Die - These baked goods arn't going to eat themselves.

Best use of a roomba yet (except as a pet transporter)

2009-11-19T13:42:01Z

http://bucketocrap.com/2009/11/roomba-photography/#more-427

Admit it, you'd read it

2009-11-11T09:53:35Z

http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/d/db/Saxton_fire.jpg

http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/9/99/Saxton_haircut.jpg

http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/a/a4/Saxton_sharks.jpg

http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/c/c0/Junglebrawl.jpg

http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/f/fb/Saxton_turtle.jpg

Also from Saxton Hale:

http://www.teamfortress.com/1308.htm

....what?

2009-10-19T16:26:01Z

Did someone try to make off with my stuff, open the box, find out I didn't order anything worth stealing and then try to sneak it back in?

October 16, 2009 02:22:11 PM Phoenix AZ US Shipment has left seller facility and is in transit
October 16, 2009 05:58:00 PM PHOENIX AZ US Shipment received by carrier
October 16, 2009 10:35:00 PM PHOENIX AZ US Departure Scan
October 16, 2009 10:39:00 PM PHOENIX AZ US Arrival Scan
October 17, 2009 12:58:00 AM PHOENIX AZ US Arrival Scan
October 17, 2009 02:35:00 AM PHOENIX AZ US Departure Scan
October 17, 2009 04:00:00 AM PHOENIX AZ US Arrival Scan
October 18, 2009 04:43:00 AM PHOENIX AZ US Departure Scan
October 18, 2009 10:48:00 AM LOUISVILLE KY US Arrival Scan

How to combat protesters

2009-09-18T17:54:33Z

Mix them with a group offering an entirely different view point

Tea Baggers vs Coffee Percolators - People demanding no-tax on coffee related things, tax on everything else
Birthers vs Storkers - Those who believe Obama was delivered (to America) via stork
Town Hall Protesters vs A group demanding a Toga Party (eg: in togas, shouting: To-GA! To-GA!)

In the event I catch 'Swine Flu'

2009-09-17T17:43:57Z

I will refer to it as 'Bear Flu'. It will still be 'swine flu' but it will sound more manly and thus make it much more impressive when it buggers off in a week.

Other names to consider:

Tyrannosaurus flu
Velociraptor flu
Shark flu
The purple death
Deadly flu of deadlyness
Manslayer flu
King of the jungle flu
Super Flu

Cat with a drinking problem

2009-09-14T20:52:21Z

http://cuteanimals.todaysbigthing.com/2009/09/09

Best movie ever?

2009-09-14T20:46:49Z

http://www.zombieland.com/trailer/

http://www.zombieland.com/red_band/ - NSFW

Wow

2009-09-07T23:54:54Z

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/video/20704892/index.html'

You can actually see that her head is empty. Really, look at her eyes. It's creepy.

Today's adorable kitten harrassing a cat link also courtesy of Fark.

2009-09-03T19:52:52Z

http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4613823

Today's adorable puppy courtesy of Fark.

2009-09-03T19:46:18Z

http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4615629

I love the japanese

2009-09-03T05:13:43Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9NjicxoJoc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tranism.com%2Fweblog%2F2009%2F08%2Fotamatone-waaaaahhhhs.html&feature=player_embedded#t=58

They're so crazy.

That's just fantastic

2009-08-24T19:47:35Z

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/8/22/128954588038830414.jpg

velkrin @ 2009-08-23T15:45:00

2009-08-23T19:45:59Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5f9bpaK04Q&feature=related

For you Thursday brains

2009-08-13T15:57:41Z

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm101/kaplan23/donwavepfinalfinalfinalzb7.jpg

Gotta love the twitchy buggers

2009-08-13T15:47:55Z

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6018173/Squirrel-is-surprise-star-of-holiday-photo.html

From Fark.

Best use of the song I've seen so far (NSFW)

2009-08-10T15:16:26Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSZCzKm5B_M

Time for the weekly cute

2009-08-04T16:20:31Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcn5haJpKAQ&feature=related

You've seen cats with string on their tail

2009-08-02T15:59:03Z

This was the next logical step

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfK9ZrM0dIE&feature=channel

I give it a week

2009-07-29T16:41:32Z

http://allday.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/07/21/2003487.aspx

In other news: I saw a rather unhelpful sign. It was a sign to let blind people know they could use the counter spot.

Once again, they had a physical sign to let blind people know they have a convent spot for them.

Best puppy vs mirror to date

2009-07-26T22:32:12Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0j0HzYt_4

velkrin @ 2009-07-23T15:08:00

2009-07-23T19:10:20Z

Yellow lab stuck on couch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEkQK4xNCH0

Shih Tzu stuck on couch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_xtf2iSyRI

Cats and treadmills don't mix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5DSP7Cd_vg&feature=related

Pile 'o kittens riding a roomba:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTxW3GWZ5hI&feature=related

For everyone

2009-07-11T02:16:37Z

Comical shirts

http://wearscience.com/

http://amorphia-apparel.com/

For Kay

2009-07-11T02:15:10Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pCkoF9AQy0 - Twilight Benny Hill

http://photo-bombers.com/ - Photo Bomber - NSFW

http://s180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/AwCrapBob/Miscellaneous%20images/?action=view¤t=89d.jpg - Reshopped facepalm

http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/thegaggle/archive/2009/07/10/was-obama-checking-out-this-girl-s-butt.aspx - [Insert dotted arrow here]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2009-07-09T20:36:06Z

I'm posting this from Ubuntu.

I'm running it off my flash drive.

That's right. I'm running a complete operating system off of my flash drive. Mainly so I can test if ap installations are persistent.